I also need $1,000,000 to hack the WordPress website so that it will load fast enough that I can edit something in the previous post without being late for work

I just wanted to explain that polyester is staticky, which is why I hate it and why it collects cat hair, but the page won’t load and I’m in a hurry. Please help, $1,000,000 needed right now.

Ugh, I’m gonna be late.

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