Magical thinking

All of the people who want to complain about how often I go to the bathroom can push the magic button to magically make my diarrhea and gas go away all by itself, and they can also magically fix my chronic fatigue and pesticide poisoning so that I won’t need to drink coffee all the time in huge quantities which causes me to urinate three or four times an hour.

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