Socionic sensors with weakness of symbolism, also known as: you can’t just fucking assume that I know the meanings of blue, green, and red arrows pointing various directions

Sensing personality types do not direct all their energy into constantly seeking out symbols and understanding what they mean. You can’t make a phone for me with unlabeled symbols that I have never seen and just assume that everybody knows what those buttons do. This makes me extremely angry.

My phone dialing screen has a picture of a clock. I was like, hmm, this must go to a clock for some reason. But no, it goes to "history." On that screen, each caller has either a blue diagonal arrow going down and left, a green up-right arrow, or a red down-left arrow. WHAT IN THE GODDAMN FLYING FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

Blue. What the fuck. Green means "go." Red means "stop." These are imperative commands from a stoplight. Are you commanding me to call that number or refrain from calling it? And what the fuck is blue? Blue isn’t even on a stoplight, and I kinda thought we had some stoplight theme going on here.

Not only that, but if you ever knew of neurolinguistic programming, you would know that not everyone’s vector arrows point the same directions. Up and right doesn’t necessarily mean "you’ve done this." To me it looks more like "let’s keep doing this" or "do this again." I’m pretty sure that is supposed to mean "you called them back" or… it can’t, because the only number I’ve called is voicemail. I guess that was the green one. WHAT THE FUCK IS BLUE. WHY NOT MAKE A FUCKING LABEL IN WORDS YOU GODDAMN BASTARDS. Blue: unread? The unknown? WHY IS IT SO FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO WRITE A FUCKING WORD USING LANGUAGE ON A HIGH RESOLUTION SCREEN WHEN YOU’RE CAPABLE OF PUTTING "SHADOWS" ON BUTTONS AND THINGS TO MAKE THEM LOOK ROUNDED. You have the ability to make a font so small I can’t see it and I had to increase the default font size just so that I was capable of reading articles online BUT YOU CAN’T FUCKING LABEL A BUTTON WITH FUCKING WORDS INSTEAD OF FUCKING SYMBOLS.

I need to go to work now. My rant isn’t done yet…

On Jun 24, 2016 6:37 AM, "Nicole Binns" <eagledove9> wrote:

I’m just guessing it’s an attack. They’re getting horrible rain and lightning and floods. The gods of the new world order don’t approve of anybody trying to Brexit. Brexiting could become a Thing. It could inspire millions of ignorant, optimistic, naive, foolish young millenials around the world to try the same thing. If it rains really hard, maybe fewer people will vote who aren’t being paid to vote.

One Does Not Simply Brexit. Insert meme of Boromir making that hand gesture.

Power and Goodness are usually mutually exclusive and inversely related, so even if Leave somehow wins, I will distrust whatever caused it to happen. All voting processes everywhere are completely controlled by evil, and if evil decided to let the UK brexit, then it probably has an evil reason for doing so. It must have decided the slaves would become more profitable that way.

A lot of evil and power is in fact located in the UK, as that’s where a lot of gold is traded. London voted to remain. That’s puzzling to think that the region with the most money and power is seemingly losing the vote.

I haven’t read enough articles about this issue, especially since I’m using a DumbPhone right now, so I can’t really summarize what the people are saying and belieiving about Brexit.

Oh, this poor phone. It’s not so bad. I’m getting used to it. I got the cheapest one with the fewest features and not even an accelerometer, so I can’t turn it sideways to type. The app designers should put a button WITHIN the app to turn it to landscape instead of portrait. Youtube does it with their fullscreen setting. My keyboard and all apps should do it too. I shouldn’t need an accelerometer at all in the phone.

On Jun 23, 2016 8:44 AM, "Nicole Binns" <eagledove9> wrote:

It’s exactly like prisoners voting to get out of prison. The very idea is laughable. Of course people want to leave! People want to secede from the USA too. You are nothing more than a source of revenue to them. What you want doesn’t matter.

I won’t use autocorrect. Autocorrect is even worse than mistakes. I can have the word "and" replaced with the word "smorgasbord" at random moments just for fun.

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