9:03 AM 5/25/2012
I’ve been scanning the personal ads lately, in a passive way. I can recognize my duals sometimes. That doesn’t mean that we will necessarily get along with each other. In my past experience, whenever I’ve attempted to communicate with a certain kind of person online, he has this image of a fantasy woman, a porn star, a prostitute, someone who’s wearing the prostitute uniform, high heels, etc, someone who does everything that they do in porno movies, someone who talks a certain way. I’m not that kind of woman, and I don’t want to be that kind of woman. The people who expect to see that woman are almost always disappointed by the real me, by my plainness, by my total absence of desire to behave like a porno-prostitute.
I’ve seen something many times, and it’s always kind of tempting. It’s also sort of a pet peeve, something annoying. I’m tempted to answer it because it could be useful to me, but I know that in reality, it’s going to be just another person desiring a fantasy porno-whore in high heels and fishnet stockings and red lipstick and a miniskirt again. The theme of this ad is ‘I want to be a woman’s slave.’ I’ve seen this again and again.
I want to be a woman’s slave. Do you, now? Do you really? I’m tempted to answer these people, and tell them what it REALLY means to be a woman’s slave, and how it’s very different from their fantasy of being a woman’s slave, and about how the real thing is much more boring and mundane than whatever they’re imagining.
I’m not sure where or when I’ve talked to these people, but I have. I think I’ve seen them in chatrooms too. People who claim that they want to be a woman’s slave almost always want the same thing: I want you to sit on my face so I can lick your pussy three times a day every day, because that’s what you want me to do, isn’t it? And, alas, you can’t find anybody else on earth who will do this for you for free, because it’s SO DIFFICULT to find a man who wants to lick a woman’s pussy three times a day every day.
What is a slave? A slave is someone who physically can’t escape. They are forced to perform some type of work. They might receive food and housing instead of money. If they leave, someone might kill them or force them to return.
I need a slave, but I’m guessing that the type of master they want is going to be someone very different from me. They want someone to dominate them for the sheer enjoyment of dominating them. I, on the other hand, want to dominate someone in order to get them to do some kind of boring physical task that I don’t want to do, like the laundry. This is never what they mean when they say they want to be a woman’s slave. They mean that they want to have sex for hours and hours all day every day, and they want to demand that the sex must be done in a particular manner according to their particular fantasy. It has nothing to do with actual slavery or doing some kind of useful work that I will appreciate their having done. They would quickly become frustrated and annoyed if I accepted their offer and asked them to do some boring chores for me in exchange for food and housing. That’s NEVER what they mean when they say ‘I want to be a woman’s slave.’ And I might even consider giving them sex, too, as part of their compensation. But no, they don’t want to do any useful work for me.
Guys who want to be ‘forced’ to lick your pussy while you sit on their face are ignorant of the fact that actually, this is an extremly uncomfortable position and it’s almost impossible to have an orgasm while sitting on someone’s face, especially if your legs are as short as mine are. This position inevitably causes me to become very annoyed and angry at men who all mistakenly believe that women enjoy sitting on a guy’s face. All of the muscles in your legs are tense, but you have to be relaxed to have an orgasm. You’re focused on balancing instead of falling either forwards or backwards. Your clitoris is at a bad angle so that the guy’s tongue hits it in a painful direction, and all you can feel is the pain, or else it’s not getting hit in the right way at all, which is not painful but also not enjoyable either, and they’re just licking something in the general area of the clitoris. It’s hard for you to move around and adjust your position to get the guy’s tongue into exactly the right location. He’s likely to move along with you as you adjust your position, which puts his tongue at the wrong angle once again. He has to stay still while you move.
And what’s the point of all this effort and energy and exertion, while your leg muscles are still tense and in an awkward position, and your thighs start trembling and shaking, and your knees are pressed against either the hard surface of the floor, horribly painful, or else the knees are squashing deeper into a soft surface like a bed, in which case you feel like you’re smothering the guy. What’s the point of this exertion? Why not just do it the easier way and lie on your back? The point is to let the guy enjoy himself while fantasizing that YOU are enjoying yourself, when in fact you are not. If you can endure this for several minutes, without becoming angry, while he masturbates, he might be able to make himself have an orgasm, while you continue kneeling in pain and exhaustion that gets worse with every passing minute. He will be oblivious to your pain and discomfort and total lack of enjoyment and your ever-increasing irritation and annoyance, because it was fun for him.
That’s usually what men fantasize about whenever they claim that they want to be a woman’s slave – being ‘forced’ to do things that they themselves want to do, for their own enjoyment, which are no fun whatsoever for the woman, while they fantasize that the woman is enjoying it, while, in reality, she is actually becoming angry and frustrated.
Reality is so disappointing.
If a guy complains that it’s not easy to give oral sex to a woman while she’s lying on her back, I understand, but it’s also not easy to give oral sex to a guy, either, while he’s lying on his back or standing up or in any position. It’s unfortunately even more difficult when you have a tiny mouth like I do. I just hate the face-sitting position, and it’s one of my pet peeves, and it’s invariably associated with the guys who claim that they want to be a woman’s slave – always, their fantasy involves being ‘forced’ to lie comfortably on their backs while masturbating with a woman crouching in agony over top of their face pretending to be enjoying herself.